Conspiracy Theory

More Money, Fewer Calories

Lee finally reveals who crashed into his garage and Ben discusses his resolutions for the new year. The boys also discuss people hiding cigarettes behind their backs and their reading lists for 2024.

Dark Enlightenment: Ding Dong Henry Kissinger’s Dead

Lee laments that Paul Sorvino, who played Henry Kissinger in the movie Nixon, died before the character he played. Then the boys ask ChatGPT to rap about how Trump will be viewed 50 years in the future.

JFK 60th Part I: Project Mocking JFK

John Dardenne is back to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Kennedy Assassination.

Free R.L. Stine!

Ben and Lee earnestly lament the loss of life in the Gaza War, then propose a "deal" to end the conflict before laying out the plan for the Jews to leave Earth before Black Friday

Happy Jew Year

High Times for the High Holidays this week on Liberal Guilt Radio.

Post Magnet World

Lee thinks Ben is talking about using a magnet to wipe out bank records but Ben is talking about using a literal magnet to take away everyone's computers and guns.

Teddy Roosevelt Would’ve Stayed

Lee and Ben ponder how Insurrection Day would have played out had TDR been VP.

Mutant Mafia Money Men from Mars

Ben and Lee spend Christmas Eve wondering whether humanity will go out with a whimper or a bang. Who wants Chinese food?