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Lee Sanger Goldin leads a life of thrilling adventure, trotting the globe in search of danger and daring-do. In his brief stints stateside, he records this podcast in a derelict subway station beneath the streets of Manhattan. He has killed Hitler in 18 alternate realities and can hold his breath for 3 days under water. Genetically, he was created in a laboratory using the DNA of Orson Welles, Elvis Presley and Ingrid Bergman. He has authored several novels under the pen names Tom Clancy, John Grisham, Michael Chricton and Amy Tan. He played second trumpet on the third album of a San Diego-based Ska band that was killed in a freak cement accident in the summer of 1995. He has at least 32 children with 43 women, all of whom only speak with him on his birthday, which occurs on a leap year. Lee Sanger Goldin renounces all faiths despite being chosen by the Hebrew God Adonai to rid the world of Oxford commas. He only drinks antisocially. This website will self-destruct in 87 days.

LGR: Hawaiian Travel Band and James Bond

The White House places a ban on immigration into the United States from Hawaii and James Bond stops by to discuss recent allegations that British Intelligence wiretapped Trump Tower. 

LGR: A Brief Message from Tricky Dick

Hey kids, you might not know who I am. I’m Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President of the United State. Listen up to my brief message on President Trump's wiretapping claims.

LGR: Pledge Drive

Donald Trump proposes a wall between Iran and the United States and LGR has its seemingly daily pledge drive.

LGR: A Hand in the Bush

News updates from LGR and Lee takes calls with former President George W. Bush

LGR: Obama Takes Calls

President Obama stops by to take calls and talk about his post-Presidential plans.

LGR: Recesh

A poem about millennials and the great recession

The Lost Play: Episode III

Lee Ettelson was a high level executive in the Hearst organization who secretly wanted to be a playwright. This is his story.